A cowboy named Bud

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California


when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Su…

3 men on a hike

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and stro…

Everyone everywhere should be doing this

An open letter to the President

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> _AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA _
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> BY LOU PRITCHETT
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> Dear President Obama:
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> You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any
> of the others, you truly scare me.
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> You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.
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> You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy
> League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible
> signs of support…

Computering

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
I had to answer ' yes.'

He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work..

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click I did, and oops. I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night...Sigh

Nothing's changed except my mouse…

Here it is that info I promised myself I would put out .

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The amazing dog story

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that…

Pinocchio, snow white & superman

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As
they walked, they came across a sign:
Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world. I am entering! said
Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, Well, howd ya do?
First Place!, said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign: Contest for the strongest man
in the world.
Im entering, says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, How did you make out?
Fir…

The Italian tomato garden

An old Italian lived alone in Chicago. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know…

BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I belong to a web site called americas heroes. We adopted a soldier named Chris. He was on our site such a short time, we were notified yesterday that he was killed in action.

We've got to bring them home now. Enough is enough already Damn Bush. Doesn't look like Obama is going to do much on that front.

Maybe if everyone wrote all their states politicians asking for it to stop do you think they would listen? Who is working for who here. I can't vote myself a raise. I personally think all of Wa…